Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Bonus day: 10 fitness quotes

Bonus day: 10 fitness quotes

(1) Fitness - if it came in a bottle, everybody would have a great body. ~Cher

(2) A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. ~Joan Welsh

(3) The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, "If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it jumping up and down." ~Rita Rudner

(4) If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wouldn't get any exercise at all. ~Joey Adams

(5) If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise. ~Author Unknown

(6) The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine. ~John Howard

(7) Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. ~Author Unknown

(8) The only exercise some people get is jumping to conclusions, running down their friends, side-stepping responsibility, and pushing their luck! ~Author Unknown

(9) When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And (unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle. ~Elizabeth West, Hovel in the Hills

(10) Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. ~Steven Wright

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