Friday, April 9, 2010

Twelve Important Things My Motorcycle Has Taught Me

1.The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rear view mirror.



2.Four wheels move the body; two wheels move the soul.



3.I'd rather be riding my motorcycle and thinking about God, than sitting in church thinking about my bike.



4.Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 75 mph.



5. Midnight bugs taste just as bad as Noon time bugs.



6.Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of gas before you can think straight.



7.A bike on the road is worth two in the shed.



8.Young riders pick a destination and go; old riders pick a direction and go.



9.When you're riding lead, don't spit.



10..Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 75 mph can double your vocabulary.



11.If you can't get it going with bungee cords and duct tape, it's serious.



12.Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.



I JUST FOUND THIS E-MAIL TO FUNNY, AND SO TRUE.



Big Al

Thanks for the e-mail david.

8 comments:

Gary France said...

My favourite is number 12 - brilliant!

the rider said...

2 things you need in your tool kit, duct tape and penetrating oil; if it moves and shouldn't you use duct tape and if it doesn't move and should you use penetrating oil!

IHG said...

I love #12. It always makes me smile when we are on the bike and see a dog with it's head out of the window...I always am thinking...I feel ya puppy!!! :) Great lessons you have learned along the way. Thanks for sharing them with us!

Justme2 said...

Loving this. Those who have done some travelin' will understand, those who haven't will never know.

RSA Certificate said...

Hahaha that's so good! #10 is the bomb!

Poeticy said...

# 13
I"ve never seen a motorcycle parked in front of a psychiatrist's office.

Oz said...

Great list.

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